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I love how consistently Joel/Mike and the bots are anti-violence against women. No matter how much they may dislike a female character, if a man ever hits or slaps her, they instantly react with loud outrage.

I love how consistently Joel/Mike and the bots are anti-violence against women. No matter how much they may dislike a female character, if a man ever hits or slaps her, they instantly react with loud outrage.


As a total English nerd, I actually LOVE the Hamlet episode. Their riffing of “To be or not to be” is hilarious. “Nice play, Shakespeare.”

As a total English nerd, I actually LOVE the Hamlet episode. Their riffing of “To be or not to be” is hilarious. “Nice play, Shakespeare.”


I can’t tell if I’m attracted to Brain Guy, or if I just love his blue-purple/black outfit THAT much…

I can’t tell if I’m attracted to Brain Guy, or if I just love his blue-purple/black outfit THAT much…


I love the ‘Everything I Touch Turns To Gold’ (‘Gold’ by Joe Valino) song from Girl In Gold Boots. Michelle’s dancing to it… not so much.

I love the ‘Everything I Touch Turns To Gold’ (‘Gold’ by Joe Valino) song from Girl In Gold Boots. Michelle’s dancing to it… not so much.

Why would MST3K need a confession blog??

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Sort of redundant to ask when you can just scroll through the tumblr and see why, haha.


When I was in junior high, our cable provider got Comedy Central and MST3K aired constantly, but I’d never heard of it. When I flipped through channels I would see an old movie but the sound was low and there were shadows in the way. It bugged me. Who could watch a movie like this? One day I was at a friend’s house and his dad was watching it. When I said “Ugh, the stupid shadows. What is this?” He explained and changed my life.

When I was in junior high, our cable provider got Comedy Central and MST3K aired constantly, but I’d never heard of it. When I flipped through channels I would see an old movie but the sound was low and there were shadows in the way. It bugged me. Who could watch a movie like this? One day I was at a friend’s house and his dad was watching it. When I said “Ugh, the stupid shadows. What is this?” He explained and changed my life.


I hate it when people blame Jim Mallon for everything, especially for Joel’s departure. Virtually none of us were there, and so virtually none of us know what REALLY happened.

I hate it when people blame Jim Mallon for everything, especially for Joel’s departure. Virtually none of us were there, and so virtually none of us know what REALLY happened.


I recently had a dream where Dr. Forester was holding my hostage, and ended up forcing me to shoot down the SOL. It’s the closest thing I’ve had to a nightmare in years.

I recently had a dream where Dr. Forester was holding my hostage, and ended up forcing me to shoot down the SOL. It’s the closest thing I’ve had to a nightmare in years.


I don’t know if it’s his voice or his calm and happy attitude, but I prefer Joel over Mike, and I have an easier time remembering Joel’s good jokes over Mike’s.

Edit: Sorry about the cut off there!

I don’t know if it’s his voice or his calm and happy attitude, but I prefer Joel over Mike, and I have an easier time remembering Joel’s good jokes over Mike’s.

Edit: Sorry about the cut off there!


KTMA Joel is my fictional boyfriend.

KTMA Joel is my fictional boyfriend.